If my Vitality Pills could talk

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if supplements could talk?

What if my Vitality Pills could actually tell you a bit about themselves? 

Well, here’s what I imagine they’d share:

We're not your average iron pill 💡💪

Listen, we know you’ve seen those other iron supplements on the shelf.

The ones that make big promises but leave you feeling, well, meh. We’re not like that 👀

We’re made from 100% organic dehydrated chicken liver (fancy, huh?) and we’re packed with heme iron, which is the type of iron that’s easiest for your body to absorb.

No fake stuff or fillers—just pure, natural energy in every capsule.

 

Hey, can we talk about that afternoon slump? 😴

We see you over there, yawning at 2pm. That afternoon crash is no joke!

But if you’re feeling sluggish every day, that’s your body’s way of saying, ‘Help me out here!’

We’re here to fill in those iron gaps and keep your energy levels steady—so you can say goodbye to those ‘I-need-a-nap-right-now’ moments.

 

We come with a side of joy, not side effects 🌈🤗

Forget those iron supplements that leave you feeling bloated or constipated—not fun.

We’re gentle on the stomach and naturally high in iron, B12, folate, zinc, protein and many other nutrients including an anti-fatigue factor.

We not only keep your energy up but also support your immune system, mood, and overall vitality. Think of us as your all-in-one pick-me-up! 🎉

Consistency is key 🗓️✔️

Look, we’re not here to be taken once and forgotten about. Just like brushing your teeth or telling your plants you love them, we work best when you take us daily. Trust the process—you’ll be feeling the difference in no time!

 

It’s safe to experience JOY 💖

We know life can get stressful, and sometimes it’s easy to put your wellbeing on the back burner.

But here’s our reminder (yes, from a pill) that you deserve to feel joyful, healthy, and energised.

You’ll even find this affirmation in your vitality package: It is safe for me to experience joy in every area of my life. I love life. ✨

 

So there you have it - straight from the Vitality Pills themselves 😅

Please reach out if you have any questions.

Wishing you health and happiness  🙏

 

 

About the Author: Kirrah Stewart has a Bachelors Degree in Clinical Science (majoring in Complementary Medicine: Nutrition & Herbal Medicine). She is also a former doula with 15 years experience supporting families in pregnancy, birth and postpartum. She is the creator of Vitality Pills and Wisdom Formulas.

 

Disclaimer: The information provided in this blog post is not intended to replace professional medical advice. Always consult with a healthcare professional before making any changes to your diet or lifestyle.